Thursday, November 18, 2004

McGoogle

more than 8,000,000,000 served.
the next version of google is out, and it has doubled in size.
woo.

Sunday, November 7, 2004

as if i was completely wrong.

i just found keyhole.com, recently acquired by google. it was initially funded by Sony Broadband and also invested into by the CIA's non-profit investment fund, In-Q-Tel. satellite imagery of the entire Earth and Mars, on your screen and updated every 2 months to 3 years, with resolution down to about a foot. all for $29 a year.

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Thursday, September 2, 2004

"don't be evil"

well that was quick.
someone from a forum i haunt hooked me up. all my usual aliases were already taken tho, so that's a bit annoying. not that i give a fuck of course.

who's to say that Yahoo or Hotmail or AOL or your own ISP doesn't have a searchable database of your emails?

it's the fucking internet.

just so i remember tho:
my IP address, everything in this blog, the Gmail account, what i search for at google.com, could, technically, all be in the same searchable database.

okay.

so i found someone on a forum that is giving away their freebies that you get with a Gmail account. you get like 5 of them to give away, and for some reason, people are giving them to random people on the internet. whatever.

at this rate, i should soon be the owner of a brand new 2004 Gmail account.

Google... you fuckin' cops.

so who are you guys anyway? the CIA i suppose. hundreds of thousands of computers scraping and saving everything you can find. of course there is the no robots meta tag, but what the fuck is that, ya know? are meta tags laws now? we know ya don't look tho.

i must admit that you aren't as bad as; what is it? internet archive or something? yeah, web.archive.org with their fuckin' "Way Back Machine"... crazy....

you guys barely do anything, so it was no suprise that you barely made money w/ your IPO. less than what was expected anyway. woo-hoo, CPC ads, ya know? put an ad on your front page and you'd see some cash tho. that space seems reserved for santa claus and the easter bunny tho. no Google logo made from a Coke can yet.

ya know....

so of course i want a GMail account... i signed up with Blogger.com a while ago too. i never post here tho.
what the fuck am i supposed to write in here?
just spill my guts?
gross...